I would

I would change my teeth. I wish I had better teeth. My teeth are really crappy. I brush 4 to 5 times a day, and yet I am having root canals left and right. My teeth have really, really bad enamel.

We should nuke North Korea

The only thing I bought that was worth while was a bag of fake snakes. My father has a small phobia of snakes. You could probably imagine how I used the fake snakes.

The most worth less thing I had ever bought was a rubber bible. The rubber bible was a chew toy for your pet dog. I don't understand why someone would make such a thing. I am not a religious but I imagine that it must be offensive in some way. Though everything is offensive to someone out in the world.

The power of the people is getting to be overwhelming. http://theinformedvegan.com/post/3605225289/ronald-mcdonald-to-retire-from-the-fast-food-game

Chipotle is good for your soul.

Advertising does not have an effect on me. I buy the things I buy because of family. The only commercial that really works on me is Taco Bell. I buy Taco Bell because I have to eat. If I don't eat I will die of starvation. If I die coyotes will eat my rotting body to survive. I'm ok with coyotes eating my rotting body to survive, they might have a family. Besides it's better than having my body taken my pirates with scurvy. I do not like Pirates because the advertisement for Pirates of the Caribbean movies are really bad. After watching the first one you basically have seen them all.

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Thursday and Friday went super well. I wasn't here for Thursday but I imagine it probably was been a blast. Donna seemed so enthusiastic and out going. Her job must be amazing. She wasn't not funny about everything we asked. Donna should get the best Substitute teacher award.






































































































































That was sarcasm, but a good sarcasm. If there is such a thing

Born in the tropical isle of Barbados Kit Tyler flees her tropical home to Wethersfield Connecticut. In Connecticut Kit Tyler will have to face new problems, and new responsibilities.
With Kit Tyler wandering into a new world she will find out that her personality and old habits will get her into more than she can handle.

Pac Man was a turkey baker

The main message of the book is to stay away from trouble. Listen to your guardians. No matter how stupid a rule may be, we have rules for a reason.

Kit went to see Hannah even though Mathew had strictly said not to. Although she had not been thoroughly punished for being disobedient, she still learned that breaking rules has very harsh consequences.

Toast makes me feel like a help less gimp on a summer night

I like toast. I like toast because it's so filling. You can put jam, or peanut butter on it. Especially for dinner you can put ham and gravy on toast, with a side of ketchup. Toast is such a convenient snack. If someone is hungry before work or school and you have no time to make an elaborate breakfast. Then at that point you can make toast, with apples sauce and ketchup. If you please you can put yogurt with chicken and broccoli with fettuccine sauce. Though it may be disgusting It is feeling.