Tooth paste huffing on the weekend, right before tea time

There was a loud crash and suddenly the ice cream truck crashed into a Circus tent. I have never seen so much blood. It was like Vietnam, but instead of V.C, it was clowns, and animals. I swear it was such a horrific sight to see. The screaming was unbearable. The Helium tanks that were meant for the balloons blew up from the ice cream truck impact. The reserve tanks went off as well so they had shot the clown cars in the air. I was witnessing clown cars flying through the air with clowns still in them. The Elephants were being taken out by the clown cars. Monkeys that were meant to ride the elephants were being used as shields from the shrap metal. Penguins ran out of the area. Lions and Tigers fled like they were being attacked by a T-rex. They ran right by me, they hadn't even noticed my existence. The birds were flying away. the cats and dogs fled like it was the end of the world. I felt like I was watching a humane society burn up rather than a circus.

Pine apple was eaten by the socialist

The people I consider family are the people that I have known since I was little. I consider my brother's friends family. Not only because I have known them since I was little, but because my family has trust in them.

(in the small image is OJ simpson)

(in the Big Picture is John Mcain)

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On Thursday I do not have any thing planned. On Friday I am helping my Cousin pack so that him and his family can move to St. Louis. They are moving because of economic problems. On Saturday I might go to the movies, though I am not sure of what to see. On Sunday I am going to go to church. Then go to my friends Church, just so she will think I am agnostic. On Monday I am attending a family BBQ. Before the BBQ we're getting a flag, we're getting three flags. The Countries flag, you know the old red, white and beautiful blues. Then the second flag has the symbol for the USMC on it. Then a Navy flag.

Daddy gone saw a fish walk like it were one of dem cats

I believe that Aliens are controlling the orbit of the moon. The moon can create waves, tidal waves, and tsunamis. The Aliens are using an invisible beam to slowly move the moon out of orbit. Once the moon gets just a little out of orbit then the tectonic plates shift, then out of no where Japan is hit with a murderous tsunami.

The Aliens know what they're doing to our planet. They plan to wipe out the Human population with "natural disasters." They're using nature to destroy us because we have destroyed nature. They know how stupid the human population is. We make the fake belief that were going to be saved, or that the world is coming to an end. What we do not realize is that we are actually being terminated. Before you know it an earthquake will crack California apart from us. Them hippies from the 80's and 70's were right about the Californian departure.


We had a chance to make peace with the Aliens. During the cold war a Unidentified flying object was spotted in the air over a Navy base in the United states. Assuming it was the Russians we shot continuously until the object was gone. In 1947 a U.F.O crashed in Roswell New Mexico. Humans went to investigate then supposedly there was no ship, no bodies, and no actual evidence that there was a U.F.O. Supposedly Men in Black suits showed up in a matter of seconds after the crash. These men in black were most likely there to find bodies, take the bodies, then dispose the bodies.

Day

My perfect day will be when I pass basic training on Paris Island. Paris Island is in South Carolina. Paris Island is basic training for United States Marines. http://www.mcrdpi.usmc.mil/

craiglisterian

Last month I started a Craigslist account. I posted a lot of Longboard skateboard equipment. This morning I received about 5 text messages, and 4 missed calls. The texts and missed calls were from people wanting to buy my stuff. I left for bush park at 8:12. From Bush Park I took the bus to Lancaster to meet someone from Craigslist. Then after someone wanted to meet me from Craigslist at Bush Park. Then after Bush park someone was calling me and wanting me to meet them at Keizer, specifically the fairgrounds. I skated and took the bus to the fairgrounds.

The reason I missed class in the morning is because I was selling things. I mainly need the money because I am about 70 dollars over drawn in my bank account.

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