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Last month I started a Craigslist account. I posted a lot of Longboard skateboard equipment. This morning I received about 5 text messages, and 4 missed calls. The texts and missed calls were from people wanting to buy my stuff. I left for bush park at 8:12. From Bush Park I took the bus to Lancaster to meet someone from Craigslist. Then after someone wanted to meet me from Craigslist at Bush Park. Then after Bush park someone was calling me and wanting me to meet them at Keizer, specifically the fairgrounds. I skated and took the bus to the fairgrounds.

The reason I missed class in the morning is because I was selling things. I mainly need the money because I am about 70 dollars over drawn in my bank account.

Your Millennial score is 96!
The higher your score, the more you have in common with members of the Millennial generation.

I would

I would change my teeth. I wish I had better teeth. My teeth are really crappy. I brush 4 to 5 times a day, and yet I am having root canals left and right. My teeth have really, really bad enamel.

We should nuke North Korea

The only thing I bought that was worth while was a bag of fake snakes. My father has a small phobia of snakes. You could probably imagine how I used the fake snakes.

The most worth less thing I had ever bought was a rubber bible. The rubber bible was a chew toy for your pet dog. I don't understand why someone would make such a thing. I am not a religious but I imagine that it must be offensive in some way. Though everything is offensive to someone out in the world.

The power of the people is getting to be overwhelming. http://theinformedvegan.com/post/3605225289/ronald-mcdonald-to-retire-from-the-fast-food-game

Chipotle is good for your soul.

Advertising does not have an effect on me. I buy the things I buy because of family. The only commercial that really works on me is Taco Bell. I buy Taco Bell because I have to eat. If I don't eat I will die of starvation. If I die coyotes will eat my rotting body to survive. I'm ok with coyotes eating my rotting body to survive, they might have a family. Besides it's better than having my body taken my pirates with scurvy. I do not like Pirates because the advertisement for Pirates of the Caribbean movies are really bad. After watching the first one you basically have seen them all.

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Thursday and Friday went super well. I wasn't here for Thursday but I imagine it probably was been a blast. Donna seemed so enthusiastic and out going. Her job must be amazing. She wasn't not funny about everything we asked. Donna should get the best Substitute teacher award.






































































































































That was sarcasm, but a good sarcasm. If there is such a thing

Born in the tropical isle of Barbados Kit Tyler flees her tropical home to Wethersfield Connecticut. In Connecticut Kit Tyler will have to face new problems, and new responsibilities.
With Kit Tyler wandering into a new world she will find out that her personality and old habits will get her into more than she can handle.