Tuesday 31 May 2011

Pine apple was eaten by the socialist











The people I consider family are the people that I have known since I was little. I consider my brother's friends family. Not only because I have known them since I was little, but because my family has trust in them.




















(in the small image is OJ simpson)


(in the Big Picture is John Mcain)

Thursday 26 May 2011

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On Thursday I do not have any thing planned. On Friday I am helping my Cousin pack so that him and his family can move to St. Louis. They are moving because of economic problems. On Saturday I might go to the movies, though I am not sure of what to see. On Sunday I am going to go to church. Then go to my friends Church, just so she will think I am agnostic. On Monday I am attending a family BBQ. Before the BBQ we're getting a flag, we're getting three flags. The Countries flag, you know the old red, white and beautiful blues. Then the second flag has the symbol for the USMC on it. Then a Navy flag.

Tuesday 24 May 2011

Daddy gone saw a fish walk like it were one of dem cats

I believe that Aliens are controlling the orbit of the moon. The moon can create waves, tidal waves, and tsunamis. The Aliens are using an invisible beam to slowly move the moon out of orbit. Once the moon gets just a little out of orbit then the tectonic plates shift, then out of no where Japan is hit with a murderous tsunami.

The Aliens know what they're doing to our planet. They plan to wipe out the Human population with "natural disasters." They're using nature to destroy us because we have destroyed nature. They know how stupid the human population is. We make the fake belief that were going to be saved, or that the world is coming to an end. What we do not realize is that we are actually being terminated. Before you know it an earthquake will crack California apart from us. Them hippies from the 80's and 70's were right about the Californian departure.


We had a chance to make peace with the Aliens. During the cold war a Unidentified flying object was spotted in the air over a Navy base in the United states. Assuming it was the Russians we shot continuously until the object was gone. In 1947 a U.F.O crashed in Roswell New Mexico. Humans went to investigate then supposedly there was no ship, no bodies, and no actual evidence that there was a U.F.O. Supposedly Men in Black suits showed up in a matter of seconds after the crash. These men in black were most likely there to find bodies, take the bodies, then dispose the bodies.

Monday 23 May 2011

Day

My perfect day will be when I pass basic training on Paris Island. Paris Island is in South Carolina. Paris Island is basic training for United States Marines. http://www.mcrdpi.usmc.mil/

Friday 20 May 2011

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Last month I started a Craigslist account. I posted a lot of Longboard skateboard equipment. This morning I received about 5 text messages, and 4 missed calls. The texts and missed calls were from people wanting to buy my stuff. I left for bush park at 8:12. From Bush Park I took the bus to Lancaster to meet someone from Craigslist. Then after someone wanted to meet me from Craigslist at Bush Park. Then after Bush park someone was calling me and wanting me to meet them at Keizer, specifically the fairgrounds. I skated and took the bus to the fairgrounds.







































The reason I missed class in the morning is because I was selling things. I mainly need the money because I am about 70 dollars over drawn in my bank account.

Wednesday 18 May 2011




Your Millennial score is 96!
The higher your score, the more you have in common with members of the Millennial generation.

Tuesday 17 May 2011

I would



I would change my teeth. I wish I had better teeth. My teeth are really crappy. I brush 4 to 5 times a day, and yet I am having root canals left and right. My teeth have really, really bad enamel.

Monday 16 May 2011

We should nuke North Korea




The only thing I bought that was worth while was a bag of fake snakes. My father has a small phobia of snakes. You could probably imagine how I used the fake snakes.

The most worth less thing I had ever bought was a rubber bible. The rubber bible was a chew toy for your pet dog. I don't understand why someone would make such a thing. I am not a religious but I imagine that it must be offensive in some way. Though everything is offensive to someone out in the world.

The power of the people is getting to be overwhelming. http://theinformedvegan.com/post/3605225289/ronald-mcdonald-to-retire-from-the-fast-food-game

Thursday 12 May 2011

Chipotle is good for your soul.



Advertising does not have an effect on me. I buy the things I buy because of family. The only commercial that really works on me is Taco Bell. I buy Taco Bell because I have to eat. If I don't eat I will die of starvation. If I die coyotes will eat my rotting body to survive. I'm ok with coyotes eating my rotting body to survive, they might have a family. Besides it's better than having my body taken my pirates with scurvy. I do not like Pirates because the advertisement for Pirates of the Caribbean movies are really bad. After watching the first one you basically have seen them all.

Monday 9 May 2011

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Thursday and Friday went super well. I wasn't here for Thursday but I imagine it probably was been a blast. Donna seemed so enthusiastic and out going. Her job must be amazing. She wasn't not funny about everything we asked. Donna should get the best Substitute teacher award.






































































































































That was sarcasm, but a good sarcasm. If there is such a thing

Wednesday 4 May 2011

Born in the tropical isle of Barbados Kit Tyler flees her tropical home to Wethersfield Connecticut. In Connecticut Kit Tyler will have to face new problems, and new responsibilities.
With Kit Tyler wandering into a new world she will find out that her personality and old habits will get her into more than she can handle.

Monday 2 May 2011

Pac Man was a turkey baker

The main message of the book is to stay away from trouble. Listen to your guardians. No matter how stupid a rule may be, we have rules for a reason.

Kit went to see Hannah even though Mathew had strictly said not to. Although she had not been thoroughly punished for being disobedient, she still learned that breaking rules has very harsh consequences.